Apparently DeShaun Watson has been trying to get happy endings from regular massage therapists.

[JackStraw77]

HOUSTON -- Two civil lawsuits have been filed against Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson alleging inappropriate conduct during massages, on two separate occasions by two separate plaintiffs.
The first lawsuit, which was filed Tuesday night and appeared on the Harris County district clerk's website on Wednesday morning, alleges inappropriate conduct in a massage therapist's home in Houston in March 2020.
The incident the second lawsuit is based on, filed on Wednesday, occurred Aug. 28, 2020.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id...-qb-deshaun-watson-calls-allegations-baseless

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/17/us/nfl-deshaun-watson-sexual-assault-lawsuit-spt/index.html

 

[Willie99]

Perfect fit for the Patriots, Robert Kraft can relate

Come to New England Mr Watson, we forgive you

 

[exploited17]

You would think with his fame and money he would just go to a club or call an escort
lol

 

[slapshot]

So it’s up to six now hno:

 

[rwjr]

Perfect fit for the Patriots, Robert Kraft can relate

Come to New England Mr Watson, we forgive you

:hahahahah.... it'd be a HAPPY ENDING for all

 

[3peet]

Doubt this does anything to effect where he'll end up.

 

[MattyMatt]

Doubt this does anything to effect where he'll end up.

It won’t...

All I see is civil suits that will be settled outta court, i.e. money grabs...

 

[3peet]

It won’t...

All I see is civil suits that will be settled outta court, i.e. money grabs...

Totally what i was thinking. He won't even feel whatever he'll have to shell out.

 

[CHOPTALK]

Perfect fit for the Patriots, Robert Kraft can relate

Come to New England Mr Watson, we forgive you

I have a feeling his contract would not work out the same as Brady .

 

[PatsFan1283]

This sounds like an even bigger hit job than the ones politicians get put on them

 

[pathologist]

No wonder he wants out of Houston

 

[MattyMatt]

No wonder he wants out of Houston

Maybe. They knew this was coming. Tried to settle outta court for awhile now with no avail...

 

[SmallDaddy]

You would think with his fame and money he would just go to a club or call an escort
lol

These guys are such idiots.

If I was as rich as them, I would have my own madame whose sole job was to get me girls.

Wouldnt need to go to crappy massage parlors to get a happy ending from some woman fresh off the boat

 

[Ladeda]

Whatever happened to the expression "it can't hurt to try?"

 

[carlitosway]

These guys are such idiots.

If I was as rich as them, I would have my own madame whose sole job was to get me girls.

Wouldnt need to go to crappy massage parlors to get a happy ending from some woman fresh off the boat

Agreed, was that a typo? "Some woman flesh off the boat."

 

[SmallDaddy]

a lot of these places have illegal immigrants working there, many times Asian.

'fresh off the boat' can mean 'new immigrants from Asia'

 

[carlitosway]

a lot of these places have illegal immigrants working there, many times Asian.

'fresh off the boat' can mean 'new immigrants from Asia'

Yes I know it was meant to be a racist joke. As in Asian immigrants don't pronounce the R instead they pronounce it was an L sound.

 

[CoolBreeze22]

These guys are such idiots.

If I was as rich as them, I would have my own madame whose sole job was to get me girls.

Wouldnt need to go to crappy massage parlors to get a happy ending from some woman fresh off the boat

Exactly. I mean what the fuck is he thinking. Trying to get a hand job or some head from a regular massage lady. What, he only wanted to fork over $60 instead of $500 for an escort? Not like he doesn't have the $$$.

 

[rwjr]

a lot of these places have illegal immigrants working there, many times Asian.

'fresh off the boat' can mean 'new immigrants from Asia'

That's exactly what it means hno:

 

[Willie99]

I have a feeling his contract would not work out the same as Brady .

Good point